What you should be viewing on the Internet and on screen: “The Voice,” “How I Met Your Mother” return; toadbat creeps out Peruvian forest; NPH roasts Paula Deen.

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“The Voice” picks up its fifth season with Cee Lo Green and Christina Aguilera returning to their judges’ swivel chairs. Check out the first round of auditions in what won the Emmys’ best reality competition category Sunday. … 8 p.m. EDT tonight, NBC.

We’ve got one weekend, one season. “How I Met Your Mother” kicks off season 9, its final one, with Robin and Barney en route to their wedding in this two-part premiere. … 8 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. EDT tonight, CBS.

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The host of Sunday night’s Emmys takes a jab at the celebrity chef.

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